The Phone Invasion (Full Story)

Dr. Doo Doo: Finally I cracked open the sacred machine. Just a few more adjustments.....

~Minjoot bursts through laboratory swinging doors wearing a sash

Minjoot: STOP!!! IN THE NAME OF FLYING UNDERWEAR

Dr: Oh no! It's Monk Minjoot!!!

M: What the....

Dr: Don't worry, it's just a temporary name we Anti-Superheroes Society came up for you.

M: Oh...Wait a minute, ASS?

Dr: Yes yes, well we're trying to fix that. *cough* As i was saying....GUARDS!!!

~minjoot brings out that super awesome sword found in "Heroes"~

~butterflies float down till touching floor floor before bursting into glitter fireworks as dark ninjas emerges. Takes out the latest SW300. Sparkled wands built with a star at the end inclusive of slicing edges~
~Minjoot takes postition~

M: I have a sashimi knife and I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!!

~Ninjas rushes forward with wands~

M: RAWR!!!!

N: ~stays silent~

*cling clang* (as sashimi knife and wands collide)

~fight continues~

M: There's too many of Dr Doo doo's Fairy Ninjas!!! (seriously that's what their called)

Dr: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Given up yet?

M: NEVER!!!! Back Up Plan.....ACTIVATED!!!!

~all activity stops as everyone looks around~

~Door opens as a bright beam of light shines in revealing.......nothing~

Dr: HAH! Is that all you've got!!! The remote to open the door? In case you didn't know, ITS CLAP ACTIVATED!!!

~Dr. claps hand as door closes~

M: ~grinning~ oh you haven't seen anything yet!

~Suddenly all the fairy ninja's starts to fall down 1 by 1~

Dr: That's impossible! Has Minjoot learned the ancient sacred secret Ninja technique of swimming?

M: ~ like those anime where the bangs cover up eyes but the persons grinning in a scary way~
heh heh....i just have really loyal support....

(in actual truth, it was just jollyn running around causing the Fairy Ninjas to trip over her. The secret behind it is her height, she's so short, nobody can actually see her.....except Minjoot cos Jollyn is Minjoot's tu di, making Minjoot Jollyn's Shi fu, therefore they have some kind of 6 sense of where they telecommuniate in their mind.)

Dr: Grrr......U defeated my Fairy Ninjas.....BUT YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!!

~Dr. Whips out some super big gun~



M: ....a nerf gun?.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Dr: Nerf gun? Hahahaha.....you poor misleaded child...

M: ??

Dr: For you see, my dear child, this is not just ANY nerf gun. Its a real gun designed to LOOK like a nerf gun.

M: And might i dare ask WHY its designed to look like a nerf gun?

Dr: This way, i can bring it into Toys R' Us without looking suspicious....MUA HAHAHAHA genius, am i not?

M: -_-!

Dr: Less talking, more shooting.......

~whips out gun~

~Pew Pew Pew....~

~Minjoot avoids bullets matrix style~

J: Go Shi Fu!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~waves flag~

M: Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalmon Sashimi!!!!!!!!

~Minjoot jumps towards with sword~


~slice slice slice~

~jollyn runs around Dr Doo doo tying him up in chains while minjoot distracts him~

Dr: What the.....since when did i put metal chains in my laboratory.

J: I always bring a couple. Just in case.

M: O.O ~stares~ Jollyn, their stainless steel metal chains

J: And?

M: Er....anyway. AND AGAIN JUSTICE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO LIGHT!!!

Dr: Grrr.......The 老板of ASS will avenge me!!!!

M: Oh rally.....and who might this '老板of ASS' be? ~curious loo~

Dr: NEVER, in a million years will i reveal her identity. Not 1 bit of info you hear me?!?!? NE-VAR!!!!

M: Ooh~ so she's a girl! (note* if you don't know how minjoot found out its's a girl, it's simply because Dr Doo Doo said "....reveal HER identity....")

Dr: -.- darn....

M: oh well, the police should be coming here anytime soon. NINJA VANISHING ACT!!!!

Dr: ??

M: Oh look! It's the Jonas Brothers!

Dr: WHERE!!!!! WHERE!!!! ~squeals!!~ nick is soooo hotttt!!!! -as Dr turns around looking for the Jonas brothers-

But by then alas.......Minjoot, Jollyn and the phone had long disappeared.....

munch munch munch~


my math teacher told us to come up to com lab



....but no one's here

OW!!!! IT HURTS!!!! OH THE AGONY!!!!! THE PAIN!!!! Stupid papercut.....

ya...as the title says

i got a paper cut

its like 0.1cm

hahaha

then on PE i told the teacher

ME: I cannot run :(

teacher: i don't care just run

me: but i have papercut

teacher: ~mumblemumble~ worse than ~mumblemumble~ the twins ~mumble.....~

i didn't know wat he meant at 1st

but apprently there was some1 who said she couldn't run cos she had a pimple..

random much?

well that was last week.....

this week was even more intresting ;D

me n mirabel were on the bus to her hse n she was like

M: nina, we're almost reaching. press the bell

N: DING DONG!!!!

~everyone turns to stare~

N: -whispers- i don't think that worked

hahaha

that was funny

and u know those kind of rice ball seasoning thingy?

ya the awesome types?

when i reached mirabel's hse, her mom was scooping those thingy into a zip lock bag for me to bring home

n i tot they looked like bird seeds n in my mind i was like

"is she gonna make us feed birds or something?"

and than after a while it became

"oh i get it, cos mirabel's grounded so her mom's making her feed the birds. that totally makes sense"

which im pretty sure if mirabel read this she'll probably be thinking "i feel like whacking you, n i dun care if you're a brain cell n will die. Damm it why you reading my mind -.-"

speaking of which,

im still embarking on my quest of julin's hse address

ok ok, so here's my plan, in case i forget:

JULIANA LEE, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, STOP READING IT!!!

1 day peter rabbit decided to bake a cake, but he couldn't tell which is sugar n which is salt. Mother rabbit told him "to tell the difference is that the salt will taste salty and the sugar will taste sweet" ~nods head wisely~. From that day on, peter rabbit never had trouble telling the difference ever again :)

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS JULIANA LEE? I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ IT >.< !!!!

ok, i think it's safe now......

I STILL SEE YOU DAMM IT!!!!

hahaha

actually she know already so who cares

step 1 : GET JULIN'S HOUSE NUMBER

at 1st, my plan was to ask amanda to ask them for their house no. cos she needs it for bowling thingy

but in the end it was easier cos she just said

"oh u want juliana's hse no.? i have it here"

at 1st she wasn't too sure cos she was scared julin wouldn't want her giving her hse no.

but i told her julin asked me to ask her

so she gave it :)

than just when she gave me

julin popped out of nowhere saying "hi pervert"

which was kinda creepy hahaha

anyway,

step 2 : somehow get a yellow pages book

i havn't carried ot this plan but i have 2 choices

1) borrow mirabel's

2) get my own, find julin's hse than give shirlyn the book cos i dun want it

it doesn't really have much of a difference to me since mirabel's hse IS practically next to yellow pages -.-

but than again, shirlyn might like it as her birthday present.....

oh well

step 3: find julin's house

see!!! such a brilliant plan, only 3 steps :D

credit to shirlyn for helping me think up of such a brilliant plan

all the more i should giv the book to her

anyway today had drama

super fun

we learned to mime ;D

can't wait to go for the drama trip to london

will be super awesome :)

i remembered i forgot alot of things that i did

i remembered i wanted to say something awesome

but i forgot O.O

Anyway Mr.G (i know its not spelled that way but i was hoping he wun find this post if i use a codename) wife gave birth to a daughter

and like he said it was on the 17th January @ 3.36pm

and i was thinking hmmm wat was i doing at 3.36 tat day

(if you refer to the post before this) i was dancing on the MRT platform station

it feels weird to know that

i dunno

kinda disturbing too

hahaha

i dun think ill ever be able to dance on a mrt platform station the same way ever again

speaking of which my aunty's fren said that he/she(watever it is) saw me so

Note to self: no more dancing on MRT platform stations...

but its so fun :(

ill think of something :/

i think im gonna like use codename and stuff cos im scared tat some1 i know will find it *cough*matureppl*cough*

and i would private it, but i dunno how to.....n i dun really want to anyway

and on monday, it was a holiday cos the o-level ppl did well

so miss sec-2-form-teacher (another codename) treated us to a movie

Vampire Assistant

but she couldn't watch cos if she watched anything associated with vampires she would get a rash

and we laughed alot in the cinema

n chloe n me just laughed at random parts like when their fighting n stuff....i dunno its just funny

then we went to ate @ ion

it was really after that

oh oh n yesterday

i was bored so i wanted to go Julin's class to disturb her

but she was having lit

but she said to still come anyway

so i went n stayed sat outside the class behind door where julin can see me n stuff

the lesson was boring, n i wasn't even the 1 in class

then we were like ~hahaha~

then when the class started moving around to hand in their paper thingy

i walked in n he teacher didn't even know

and julin didn't finish her last question so she wrote "food"

then we just did i-dunno-wat

n i even greeted the teacher

hahaha

tats pretty much it

n then i had drama

n i told gracine tat i wanted to giv up trying to get into comp and she was like

D= "AFTER I HAPPENED TO YOU, U GOT A STRIKE AND SPARE N NOW YOU'RE GIVING UP"

hahahaha

but today, cheryl n julin didn't go bowling :(

apparetly their sick

julin said she felt feverish, giddy and when she drank water, it tasted like blood

i concluded that julin.....was a vampire....that turns into a goat O.O

i mean like she has the above symptoms AND she talks to goats

shes like charmaine, shes a vampire that turns into a bunny ~nods head intelligently~

of cos due to rules and regulation

they both denied being one

anyway

i wanted to make her a strawberry juice/ice blend

but noooo someone doesn't want to tell me her address -.-

oh well.....maybe another time

Shoutout:
I hope you get well Julin & Cheryl :D
(see how nice i am? i even used purple n blue turquoise-ish cos tats julin & cherlys favorite colour :D )

I Like Cookie Jars With Ice Cream inside

i dunno why im doing this

because julin asked me maybe

because i felt bored

because i wanted to remember tis day

or maybe it's because theres not much u can do @ 4:12 in the morning

lik so on fri we had drama (but..... :(cannot go for bowling)

n i didn't get to put my cockroach trap

but tats ok

we did pretty cool stuff like the light n heavy carrying thigy

basically it's where when u thikn ur light, ur light n when u think ur heavy, u become heavy

like literally

brittany actually carried me O.O

then we did like body surfing

n they were like everybody must surf at least 1ce

i didn't wanna surf, cos ill probably squash them

so i was last n due to my outstanding personality *ahem* the teacher remembers me

n like of all ppl, she decided i shoud surf the whole class, like all the students

n i was like -.-!!!

i stopped 1/2 way cos i tot i could at least save 1/2 the class from agony

then we did some other stuff like walk across the room

n pretend to be trees

apparently tats a form of japanese performance

i like it :)

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then the next day was cca orientation

im so hyped cos my stickers were awesome

I like the bus 1 best

"Join bowling, we have a bus"

hahahaha

went to J8 to meet julin n we bought macs for breakfast

then just random talk all the way

then cheryl mum fetched us to school from tp

hahahah

then chloe was like "help me give out ARC stickers leh cos i dunno which 1 is sec 1"

so i went to give out n said "join bowling" instead

there was once i was like "are u sec 1? you look like sec 1. Join bowling"

n the person was like "im sec 4"

-.-!

then after the whole thing i couldn't leave wif julin so i felt sad

n i started crying randomly

cos i was thinking how i never said goodbye n i thought about when i graduate, i wun be able to see them.

then jayme saw me n made it worse by saying things like we're all gonna die

then me n julin smsed alot

in one it was like:

N: if ou didn't join bowling, wat would you hav joined?
J: ODAC
N: Are you serious?? i dun think u can last out there. ull probably make the boat laugh with you causing it to be capsized
J: LOL i dun think they'll even let me on the boat
N: Who said you were on the boat? They heard you from the coast.

i dunno why but i find it funny

n then i started crying again cos i couldn't file my geog notes n her sms cheered me up :)

in a really sense of way

"Maybe she ate him? OMG"

hahaha

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then the next day im suppose to go out with mirabel and chloe and hisaki

like some awesome cosplayer

then they kept on going how she looks like rachel tan with debbie hairstyle -.-!

anyway, me n mirabel 1st came

n we were at opposite ends of HDB hub

so we were like lets just randomly walk n find each other

i think we missed each other

anyway after finding each other

we were in popoular talking bout megaman in some man hua book

than we went to jon chloe

macs

decided to save some gummy bears for hisaki

then we went bugis

n while waiting for hisaki we got bored so we were like sorta dancing to abracadabra

except we kept on stopping since mrts kept coming whenever we started

MRT is NOT a condusive place dance

than we joined hisaki

n we just talked

n we were suppose to cross the road but ever1 was squashed at the crossection we walked back before the traffic light stopped

we went in the air conditioned bridge instead

than we went to otaku hse n found out.......hisaki is already corrupted

so mirabel n chloe was like

THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE CORRUPTED, now we can talk at ease

n then we went to comics connection n talk bout mirabel's theroem of me watching anime -.-

especially vampire knight

~flashback~

watching vampire knight....

-yuki pushes zero against the wall unbuttoning the top 2 buttons~

n i was like

GASP!!!!! ~flaps arm around~

n they were all laughing at me

( ps, yuki was actually just giving zero blood to drink)

then we payed arcade

tey hav awesome arcade there

i love arcades

but we never went the upstair 1:(

so we neededto go back so on the way back

me n mirabel danced past the shops

literally

we were like


hahaha hisaki oretended not know us

then on the wayout we saw these kind of vacant space for shops

so me, mirabel n chloe all danced the abracadabra dance there n ppl walked past staring

hahaha, n again, hisaki pretended not know us

after all.....that

hisaki took mrt cos its close her hse n we said bye n stuff

so it was just us left n we needed to find a taxi cos we were like late

i didn't know how to get a taxi

so i just randomly shouted TAXI!

tat didn't help

then we (im tired of typing all our names so we hall be called we) stood by the road side

n we did the abracadabra dance trying to attract taxi

didnt help....much

but a taxi came right after that so we'll never know if it's cos of the dance

the we each went home

n i did too

n i like blah blah blah

i started talking to julin n i came to realised i had always been her senior but i just didn't know

thank god

save 6 yrs of torment :)

n i confused her 1ce

N: u know theres tis guy in bleach, n he has white hair. n he's looks like the age of 10 years old
J: like you?
N: -.-but i guess ill take tat as a complimentmirabel said he was the only hot guy in the show. even though i dunno why, i trust her
J: LOLLLLL

ewwwi

just realised what i meant and link to mirabel's words yuck

MUAHAHAHA :D

The Return Of The Amazing

i know what you're thinking

Gosh.....this blog is dead.....

well, i thought if zombies can come back to life

ghost can appear

vampires can sparkle

and Ms Yap can return to school (YAY! ^.^)

Then my blog CAN come back to life again

we have the rights to

so from the last post which is like.....

....lets round it up to 85 years ago....

i :

• went to Shanghai, China where i made new great friends i have yet to e-mail yet

• ran 10 rounds around the hotel trying to ware out my shoes

• discovered amazing friend who mistakes facial cleanser and toner for shampoo

• took 2 hours to finally get the heat pack warm which by then we were already somewhere warm

• watch plenty of anime inclusive of Ouran High School Host Club, Shugo Chara, Skip Beat, Ranma 1/2, 5 minutes of prince of tennis and currently watching Bleach....which is like going to take forever to watch finish but then again....I have a soft spot fot big swords <3

• i had stomach flu......from drinking expired milk which i , cos since i dun have water at home, thought that since coke is like acidic and stuff, if i were to drink it, it would wash down the milk. This was followed by a dinner cooked by my mum, fish curry and tempura. I then completed the day by drinking milk and eating cookies at midnight. The next day, the doctor told me i wasn't allowed to drink gassy drinks, eat any spicy or fried food. And ESPECIALLY not to drink milk. Because of what i did the night before, i suffered this near-death experience for a week. so a warning to all: DO NOT DRINK EXPIRED MILK!!!!

• EOY anime thingy. Jayme's christmas boxing day party. Saw melanie in cosplay ^.^

• New years party. Wished everyone happy birthday.

• school start

so thats most of wat i remembered. And here i am looking at some spartnotes.com for lit notes

its kind of stupid seeing that it misspelled smart -.-

n im sorry i made this blog dead

it was just tat, i havn't finished the fairy ninja thing n i promised i wouldn't blog till i finished

its like super overdue

so i decided to revive this blog before it becomes too late

well i shall go now to read wikipedia, a better source of information

not being paid to advertise here

just saying its better than stupid "spartnotes" -.-

Want some Art Jam to go along with that bread?

Date:

Time:

Nina's Reason To celebrate today:

1)If you're an IJ - Happy Arts Jam Day

2)If you're not - ....well no point living a happy life anymore

Joking. ha ha ha....er....hee hee

i am an usher

I am an awesome usher

i am an awesome usher that left my post just to watch crescencia's choir performance

what a good friend i am

and a good usher too

anyways...

in the morning, on my way to school

i saw.....~drumroll~.....wait wait wait, we dun need a freaking drumroll for mona -.-

ya, i saw mona

@ tos payoh MRT station, after coming out of the train

we were in the same train

we just didn't know i guess

& then on the way to school she made fun of me

little kid from audience of 3 people: excuse me, what was she making fun of?

details details -.-

troubled teen from audience of 3 people: Ya , so nosy. can't you see she's already hurt by the bullying? Bullying is bad!!! BAD I TELL YOU!!!~shoves kid to the floor, beating him up~

nerd from audience of 3 people: excuse me but arn't you.....

troubled teen: Shut up loser!

anywayz away from the random audience....

we had a free red shirt

that was cool

the rest was just......like reliving the Arts exhibition

but more expensive pay yourself food

so ya, i guess

but i specially liked secondary choir

and the dance performance

and drama

and......this nice lady i met who had the same name as me ;D

then after the WHOLE arts jam thing

there's this old lady who approached us asking something bout buses

somehow that led to an 1 hour lecture bout english and french

O.O

how tat happened i dunno

i found the parts about english inspiring ~dazzled eyes~

for example if your were to sing the birthday song

most people sing it as "HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU!"

instead of "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

always missing the "th" sound

she inspired me

i wish i could have her as a tution teacher

but i can't even remember her name

i have a feeling mona n evangel were bored

i sort of sensed it when they were playing with balloons -.-

the weird things is, she said "bye" to us 4 time before actually leaving

hahahahaha

i was late because of that

after that went to Tan Tock Seng hospital

and i realised that their giving out free masks

WICKED!

Free masks? its like they read my birthday wish list!

then ya.....the rest is pretty boring so....

nothing.....